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Well then Hello Happy Fiends! look who's back again the only person you love most in the world(that is a sentence right?) Anyhow..wait stop okay put that battle ax right down I literally can't afford to be killed right now look I even bought a burger for y'all.     FYI THAT'S LITERALLY ME ON MY HAPPIEST DAYS Yeah thank you very much for putting your ax down now we shall have the most important discussion of the world i.e. How Awesome I Am   Why I Was MIA for almost 3 months and the answer is *cue drum roll* My parents deported me to Caribbean finally JK They would never do that not considering their search history of can we sell our daughter on ebay(Spoiler alert:No you can't or i wouldn't be here) But we did move to a new house where there was absolutely no Wi-fi connection because my parents said and I quote"you are wasting too much time on internet and not having 'family time'"Obviously I won or I wouldn't be here. But apar...

My Lady Jane by   Cynthia Hand The comical, fantastical, romantical, (not) entirely true story of Lady Jane Grey. In  My Lady Jane , coauthors Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton, and Jodi Meadows have created a one-of-a-kind fantasy in the tradition of  The Princess Bride , featuring a reluctant king, an even more reluctant queen, a noble steed, and only a passing resemblance to actual history—because sometimes history needs a little help. At sixteen, Lady Jane Grey is about to be married off to a stranger and caught up in a conspiracy to rob her cousin, King Edward, of his throne. But those trifling problems aren’t for Jane to worry about. Jane is about to become the Queen of England.   MY RATING:-🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 +💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 This book was plain hilarious just sooooo good literally sooo good you know its really hard to write a review about a book when you are still reeling with laughter that's right folks your dear blogger has lost her shit...

Our Dark Duet by   Victoria Schwab WARNING:-DON'T GO AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THIS SAVAGE SONG YET DON'T SPOIL YOURSELF YOURSELF FOR THIS AMAZING DUO LOGY!!! The world is breaking. And so are they. Kate Harker isn’t afraid of monsters. She hunts them. And she’s good at it. August Flynn once yearned to be human. He has a part to play. And he will play it, no matter the cost. THE WAR HAS BEGUN. THE MONSTERS ARE WINNING. Kate will have to return to Verity. August will have to let her back in. And a new monster is waiting—one that feeds on chaos and brings out its victims’ inner demons. Which will be harder to conquer: the monsters they face, or the monsters within? MY RATING:-🌟🌟🌟🌟 Victoria You evil creature you hate me don't you that's why you do this every effin' time I hate you so so so much I just don't get it why do I put myself to the sheer torture of reading a good book and become broken time and again I mean obvious...

Royal Bastards by   Andrew Shvarts Being a bastard blows. Tilla would know. Her father, Lord Kent of the Western Province, loved her as a child, but cast her aside as soon as he had trueborn children. At sixteen, Tilla spends her days exploring long-forgotten tunnels beneath the castle with her stablehand half brother, Jax, and her nights drinking with the servants, passing out on Jax’s floor while her castle bedroom collects dust. Tilla secretly longs to sit by her father’s side, resplendent in a sparkling gown, enjoying feasts with the rest of the family. Instead, she sits with the other bastards, like Miles of House Hampstedt, an awkward scholar who’s been in love with Tilla since they were children. Then, at a feast honoring the visiting princess Lyriana, the royal shocks everyone by choosing to sit at the Bastards’ Table. Before she knows it, Tilla is leading the sheltered princess on a late-night escapade. Along with Jax, Miles, and fellow bastard Zell, a Zit...

Eliza and Her Monsters by   Francesca Zappia Eighteen-year-old Eliza Mirk is the anonymous creator of  Monstrous Sea , a wildly popular webcomic, but when a new boy at school tempts her to live a life offline, everything she’s worked for begins to crumble. In the real world, Eliza Mirk is shy, weird, smart, and friendless. Online, Eliza is LadyConstellation, the anonymous creator of a popular webcomic called  Monstrous Sea . With millions of followers and fans throughout the world, Eliza’s persona is popular. Eliza can’t imagine enjoying the real world as much as she loves her digital community. Then Wallace Warland transfers to her school, and Eliza begins to wonder if a life offline might be worthwhile. But when Eliza’s secret is accidentally shared with the world, everything she’s built—her story, her relationship with Wallace, and even her sanity—begins to fall apart. With pages from Eliza’s webcomic, as well as screenshots from Eliza’s online forums, th...