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Miss Me!!!!!!!??!!(The Answer Ought To Be YES! Or You Don't Get Any Burgers)

Well then Hello Happy Fiends! look who's back again the only person you love most in the world(that is a sentence right?) Anyhow..wait stop okay put that battle ax right down I literally can't afford to be killed right now look I even bought a burger for y'all.     FYI THAT'S LITERALLY ME ON MY HAPPIEST DAYS Yeah thank you very much for putting your ax down now we shall have the most important discussion of the world i.e. How Awesome I Am   Why I Was MIA for almost 3 months and the answer is *cue drum roll* My parents deported me to Caribbean finally JK They would never do that not considering their search history of can we sell our daughter on ebay(Spoiler alert:No you can't or i wouldn't be here) But we did move to a new house where there was absolutely no Wi-fi connection because my parents said and I quote"you are wasting too much time on internet and not having 'family time'"Obviously I won or I wouldn't be here. But apar...