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5 Books That Will Leave You In worst Book Hangovers + Chocolate Cravings




Okay people Its time that we face the truth no amount of begging or giving treats to that little rabbit next door who you think has a secret connection with the writing god could help us now.I'm in the worst book hangover ever and I blame you Sarah I blame you and your wonderful writing which leaves me craving for chocolates and more Rhysand so forgive me while I die in a small hole with only my tears for company.

But I'm not dying without warning you people About these wonderful books which are so wonderful that they actually make you hate the Author who wrote it because how can you even read another book which is nowhere as good as this one how could you even imagine it? And then you feel like you are the most insensitive ungrateful reader who couldn't get over the fact that a book was so good that it wracked you ripped your heart in pieces left it for those crows who eat ungrateful readers( No they don't fly near me).

So my precious snowflake I;m here for you.You could cry with me over that best book of your life and we could both eat chocolates and feel sorry for ourselves and our dear reader hearts but for the time being lets just count the 5 books that could leave you in the worst book hangover   and I could assure you that these are 100 percent genuine books with a variety of people giving their opinions(me) in a survey conducted by an amazing person (myself)

*warning :- Read these books at your own risk and if you do (which you probably would because human nature folks!) Just I'm here for you

1) A Court Of Thorns And Roses( book 2 & 3) :-  Considering this whole post is about this book this should come as no surprise like Sarah is a real wonderful creature folks how could you read after her beautiful wonderful writing you simply can't and Therefore,you do certain things that i wish to speak of:-
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  • repetitive crying for 3 hours straight because how can you even?
  • Trying to find Sarah's address so to abduct her and make her write a story in front of you but can't find so crying for 3 more hours.
  • Curling on the couch and avoiding human contact.
  • More Crying
  • Screaming Rhysand from the couch.
  • daydreaming about Rhysand 
  • Craving Chocolates
More crying.

If you don't want this to be your rest of life then please don't read this book its for your own good trust me on that.


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2) Clockwork Princess :- Okay so dream about the biggest cake in the world and dream about eating it but after eating that cake you are told to not to eat another cake for the rest of your life Yeah that feeling.That's the feeling you are going to get after reading this book.Symptoms Include:-

  • Avoiding Human contact
  • Crying
  • wanting Jem and Will to hold you but they Don't so yeah more crying.
  • Wanting to become a shadowhunter but you can't so I'm not even going to say it more crying
  • Not knowing the purpose of your life after finishing this book
  • MORE CRYING
  • Chocolate craving

But since its Cassandra you could live with it because you have hope that you will see your babies again so yeah that's a good news


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3)Illuminae Files:- This book is a mind blowing concoction of freakin' amazingness and as a result its on this list because amazingness=Book hangover and these authors they don't let your babies live they kill them so don't even think that this book is a treat its terror.

  • Getting human contact so that you could punch someone because ANGER
  • no crying you have shed all your tears
  • since you pinched someone you are in detention(because you don't punch random strangers you punch random school strangers)
  • more agony because school is a building built on your suffering
  • Internet stalking in hopes of finding the authors so you could make your babies relive but you don't find them
  • More crying(i don't even know from where you get your tears).


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4)Mark Of Athena:- If you haven't read this book then you don't know what I'm talking about but if you have you know and you know what I feel like so sister hold me while I cry because of all that happened in this book.Symptoms include:-

  • Avoiding human contact(I know its cliche but its the truth)
  • Thinking about going into underworld but then realise its too much work so stays home
  • Feel immediately guilty so tries to feed the rabbit next door in hopes that your writing god would save your babies.
  • thinking about different ways you could kill Jason(because he's useless)
  • Reads fanfiction about Brason and feel good 
  • Then immediately feels and..you guessed it
  • More crying
Image result for crown of midnight cover5) Crown Of Midnight:- Now,I know I already did a Sarah J. Mass book but man she leaves me wrecked i can't not mention both her series She just I hate her and love her and the symptoms are same as that of a court of thorns and roses but you will cry more because your ships sink people and you sink with it.

So that's all for now and I hope that you get my point do you want to live in mourning for all your life? Do you not want to live your life like a happy little snowflake you are?probably not.because I'm sure you're still going to read these because this is the golden apple from the forbidden tree and you are tempted like nobodys business so go read these I'll be write here with mars bars and everything for when you need me.






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